San7a's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Snailiad]

Pretty cool!

I enjoyed this a whole lot. After collecting all the items and map locations, it said I unlocked the slug... But... How do I use it??

[Psychosomnium]

OH GODDAMNIT

The ending was weak, but I thought the game was pretty solid.

[Madness Hydraulic]

Whatever

I made it to Wave 73 before quitting.

I never came close to dying. I began using turrets after Wave 40.

Honestly, this game is boring as fuck. You do the same repetitive bullshit over and over and over again until the act of playing becomes absolutely meaningless. There is nothing here that redeems the game.

You're given the same weapons from the start. About 3 of them are complete bullshit useless garbage. There's no grand reveal. There are no real bosses.

The flamethrower is complete shit and should be removed from the game. The shotgun should appear in more abundance.

On a positive note, I guess the crappy drawing of Salad Fingers in the left corner is kind of cool. But still, whatever.

I almost fell asleep 3 times while playing this... My finger sacked on the "a" button. I'm going to go replace that "a" button with my girlfriend's massive tits... And pass out with my face drooling between them. A much better time than this POS game, IMHO.

TL; DR... Bottom line: Endless acts of repetition render the game into some meaningless bullshit waste of time. It's really only good for that: wasting time. Grind, grind, grind.

[Goddamn Snack Time 1.10]

Man...

You are one funny motherfucker, man.

[Experimental Gameplay...]

DAY OLD BREAD

is still good.

[1337 Ball]

240 seconds...

I beat your record on my first try. I feel like you cheated me somehow...

The graphics need to be spruced up. Otherwise, it's okay.

konk353535 responds:

thanks 2 all the replies yer actually me and my mate are going 2 make a better version tommorrow ive spent like 3 hours on this and i really think i can make it decent with some proper time, anyways does anyone have any suggestions for the better version should i have levels or should it just be endless with alot better gfx soudns effects, music + better spells and cool particle effects?

btw san7a are u sure 240 = 4 minutes i just used hax and got to 4 minutes and literally get sniped by the balls u cant dodge em ....

[Why this?]

Humm...

This was great. I liked bouncing bouncy man off the cliff.

EventHorizon responds:

hehehe thanks.

[Newgrounds Radio Chat]

:-(

I miss the old days.

:-)

[Tower of Heaven]

Hmm...

The game is really easy (and really short), but it has its charm. You really need a mute button.

Try and improve if you're making the sequel.

[Governor of Poker 2]

Maaaaaaan...

I was terribly obsessed with the first one. Thanks for ruining the next few days of my life...